How to Keep Your Cool When Shit Gets Fired Up

Oooh they made her cuss, this about to be good

The thoughts that consume me on a regular basis. My cup runneth over. Author’s Image from Canva.

First, breathe.

In, 2, 3,4. Out, 2, 3, 4.

And one more time cause it was a shitty Saturday and I don’t want to get pissed off again writing this (Inhale, 2, 3, 4 and Exhale, 2, 3, 4)

Or better yet, maybe the advice Debbie gave Whitley on A Different World would work better…

Relax. Relate. Release.

A Different World: Whitley discovers relax, relate, release on Make a GIF

So I can’t truly express how the Karen who arrived late and drunk at the Monster Jam thought we were in her seats and had the nerve to go tell.

Tf Karen?! You see us with all these kids who have been waiting in the rain with this two-hour delay, and you think I give a damn about your simple ass with all of these open seats around AND you don’t even have children with you?!

Really…but that wasn’t all. Oh no, not today. This is what started to deplete my patience to be null and void today.

Author’s screenshot of GoDaddy’s po ass, templated, meaningless email!

If you have been reading with me, then you know I am in school for Financial Planning. I am doing great, high achiever here! There are days that are tougher than others and new concepts to understand, but hey I survived nursing school so I can do anything right?! 💪

Except keep my damn cool when I am faced with ignorance!

So in being proactive in my attempts to build multiple sites at once and secure the domains I need, I ran into master scammer godaddy. (I know it’s supposed to be capitalized but here that site gets 0 ZERO respect from me. My Medium, my rules.)

In short, the original bid for the domain I wanted started at $20. I have real estate and negotiation experience so I bid $21.50 😉